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OlPainless 10-30-2009 07:12 PM

Halloween Costume *gag* help
So my wife is dragging me to some Halloween shindig tonight and apparently it's absolutely essential that I be wearing some kind of costume. Now usually I wouldn't care about going to a Halloween party, or as the ladies must like to call it "Dress-like-prostitute-night" party. But, Iíve never had to wear a costume before... You guys have any suggestions on something relatively simple I could make up? I'm not really willing to go spend ammo money on something Iíll only wear a few hours...

Thanks for your input

canebrake 10-30-2009 07:17 PM

Pull a big ole clear garbage bag over yourself and go as a jimmy-hat!

Benning Boy 10-30-2009 07:26 PM

Adam. 10 characters.:D

Yunus 10-30-2009 07:31 PM

Got a military uniform around? I've gone as a member of the USAF before.

dunerunner 10-30-2009 07:37 PM

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Next year I choose the Halloween Costumes

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suprdave 10-30-2009 08:12 PM

I walk in dressed like I normally dress(insert joke here), and when someone asks what I'm supposed to be, I tell them that according to my wife I'm an AZZHOLE.

skullcrusher 10-30-2009 08:26 PM

Fold up a white sheet like a diaper. Strip down and apply diaper with duct tape. Go as a baby.

skullcrusher 10-30-2009 08:28 PM

Put on black shirt, black pants and boots. Grab a holster and stop at a drug store. Buy a cheapie toy pistol. Go as a mall ninja.

suprdave 10-30-2009 08:32 PM


Originally Posted by skullcrusher (Post 180290)
Fold up a white sheet like a diaper. Strip down and apply diaper with duct tape. Go as a baby.

Around here, you would get beaten up for that...

Hey-you-guys 10-30-2009 08:46 PM

Go as a zombie. You can just stand there, get drunk, and stare at people without saying anything.

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