Reminds me of the time i was on patrol at the mall of america when we were ambushed by osama bin ladens alpha assassination team.
Osama knew i was the only one who could bring him down so he had grown desperate to take me out.
I was doing my rounds in the parking lot when a lambo screeched to a halt 5.8 meters away, i was immediately suspicious as no one in the area (except me) drove one. Sensing impending danger i approached the ferrari (just like mine) drawing my platinum plated H&K mp5.
My heart beat slow and steady as 15 members of the elite hit squad piled out of the porsche 911 (not as nice as my carrera gt) and attempted to subdue me. Naturally i wasn't worried, as my black ops ss agent training allowed me to deal with as many as 100 terrorists at once.
So twin gold plated desert eagle .50s in hand i took out the 20 assassins with just 8 shots (yeah, i'm that badass).
Well long story short osama got scared and calling me begged me to stop my insane parking lot rampage. I agreed as long as he would stay in place for a few hours, and that's how i was able to lead seal team 6 to take him out.