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hunter Joe 04-03-2009 04:25 PM

Ha Ha
 
This joke was nominated for best joke of the year .

A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"



The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican."

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America ."

The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America !"

That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East . I am not American."

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"

She says, "No, I am from Africa ."

Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"

The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work."



IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON TO YOUR FRIENDS, TOMORROW AT 5:30 PM YOU WILL RECEIVE THREE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ABSOLUTELY FREE

Samples.32 04-03-2009 09:03 PM

lol I love that

paganwolf 04-04-2009 01:34 AM

OK, I didn't pass it on, Now where are my illegals? I got yard work that needs to be done!

c3shooter 04-05-2009 03:17 AM

where are my illegals?

Try Home Depot. :p


If Immigration REALLY wanted to clean up a BUNCH of illegal aliens, all they would have to do is simultaneous raids on the parking lot of every Home Depot and Lowes in the US.


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