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Old 10-13-2010, 04:23 AM   #1
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I got out of the shower this morning to get ready for work and was looking pretty untidy so I decided to have a shave. The razor was sitting on the sink after being opened only the other day (used once). I lathered up and slid the razor down from my ear in the first stoke pretty vigorously. The bloody thing was blunt as anything, it felt like sandpaper! To my shock I looked up into the mirror and saw streaks of blood dripping down my neck.

I swapped heads and finished while trying to stem the blood flow, complaining to my girlfriend about what had happened. She seemed extremely quiet on the subject so I asked her what was up..

"Oh I got in the shower last night and my own razor was blunt so I used yours instead.."



Well I would've been better off going to work looking a little untidy because it would've looked better than the plaster I had to wear to cover the inch-long cut down my face!




In happier news, we went shopping yesterday and bought a new bed and mattress for our room (KING SIZED ). The one we have now is a hand-me-down and as such, has sagged pretty severely. Our new one will arrive later in the week so hopefully I'll be able to sleep a little better!

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Old 10-13-2010, 04:36 AM   #2
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I can not keep a new Razor around my girls. I go to use it and like you say it feels like sandpaper!!! They can't even tell me when they use it so I can put a new blade on it. I have gotten used to it now but it really used to piss me off

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Oh man, my wife does the same thing. I feel your pain....

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If I ever write that damn book (one of a few) explaining to young men how to be in control of their relationships from the get go, the razor thing will have it's own chapter. It takes only once to learn, and if any of you have not learned, then it is time to buy them razors of their own.

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My wife had the habit of throwing mine around the sink and it ends up with nicks, bent blades, etc. After I went three days without shaving, I explained why. She has not touched it since.

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I must have lucked out because my gf loves me more when I am sporting a scraggly beard. Me I like a nice smooth face because the scraggly beard itches and is annoying but the woman loves it.

Eh, what can I do?

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Wife did the same thing to me!

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As a woman, I think if we insist men have to lift the toilet seat to pee and put it back down when they're done, then we should keep our hands off their razors. I have never used anyone's razor but my own. I think it's rude to just take someone else's razor and use it without asking/informing. Just my opinion.

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All that 'bathroom appliances' stuff should be for-the-use-of-stipulated-individuals only. Pays to be single sometimes lol

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My wife never touches my razor. I hate shaving so I only use it about twice a week.

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