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Old 07-28-2011, 03:00 AM   #1
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Default Guy Selling his Car on E-bay......Must See!

Scroll down and read the descriptive in the ad. This is funny stuff!!

Chevrolet : Camaro | eBay

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Old 07-28-2011, 03:05 AM   #2
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I find it hilariously sad. It will be gone pretty soon, the ad, that is. Somebody should copy that.

Whether or not it is accurate, I am sad for that woman.

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I find that freakin HILARIOUS!

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I want to see pictures of the wife. 36-27-39 @ 5'8" sounds good to me.

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Funny!
I am constantly reminded that staying single has been a very good decision for me.

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I am constantly reminded that staying single has been a very good decision for me.
Only way you can claim it was a good choice is if it was by choice........(ducks flying bear)
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Ack!! I can't read the ad. I am at work!!

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The eBay add is a fail without pics of the wife for comparison! Those measurements sounded good to me!

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I want to see pictures of the wife. 36-27-39 @ 5'8" sounds good to me.
My thoughts as well.
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Here you go WOC...............


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Mileage: 9,500 miles
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Body type: Coupe Engine: 8 - Cyl. Cylinder Exterior color: Black
Transmission: Manual Fuel type: Gasoline Interior color: Other


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Side airbags
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HER or the CAR?
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But The Car is Better Looking & A Whole Lot Cheaper!


2010 Chevrolet Camaro SS


As much as this car & my wife are loved and will be missed. I am forced to part with both, So my loss is your gain here. The car has less than 10,000 miles on it, her- a little more-just saying. The car has never seen snow, she can be as cold as ice. The car was garage stored when not in use, she is making me move out to the garage. This car has extraordinary acceleration with the 6.2L V8, superior handling, excellent value, head-turning looks, unique interior design, great fuel economy, and a throaty boasting exhaust, which beats a bitchy mouth any day.


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2010 Chevrolet Camaro
Soon To Be Ex-Wife

Muscle Car
Pretentious Witch

SS Model
Snob Model

High Performance Motor
Motor Mouth Low performance brain

Extraordinary Acceleration
Wants Reparations

6.2L LS3 V8 producing 426 hp @ 5900 rpm
36 27 39 @ 5”8’

Produces 420 lb·ft at 4600 rpm
Produced My Kids

6-Speed Manual Transmission
1-Speed... Slow

Active Fuel Management
Active Micro Management

Independent Four-Wheel Suspension System
Fully Dependant Decision Making System

StabiliTrak electronic stability/traction control
Unstable & No Control

Competitive/Sport modes
Vindictive Modus Operandi

Launch Control
Launches argument at every opportunity

6 Standard Air Bags
Mother In Law Windbag

RS Appearance Package
Gave Up on Appearance

RS-Specific Taillamps and Wheels
used rear end needs clearence lights

Spoiler
Spoiled

HID Headlamps with Integrated Halo Rings
Devil Horns Glowing red eys and sags in all the wrong places

Variable-Rate Power Steering
Variable-Rate Bitch Mode

Throaty Exhaust
Throating Nothing Ever

Precision Handling
Loose on entry

Under 10k Miles
Over 10k Miles

Supercar Performance
Winning Drama Performance

Neon Trim Lighting Color Matched To Interior
Carpet does not match the drapes

16 cty/24 hwy mpg
2 hours between Tim Hortons

Rally Stripe package in inferno orange
Baby Stripe package-in Stretch Mark White

Competitive/Sport modes
Passive/Aggressive Modes

Brembo Four Piston Disc Brake Systems
Doesn’t Know when To Stop

Two Tone Leather Interior
To Tan Leather Exterior

Never had any problems
Too Many to list

Full Onboard Diagnostic System OBD-II
Unable to Diagnose Problem

Rack and Pinion Steering
Armpit Rack






Mechanical

Powertrain




•Base engine size: 6.2 L
•Cam type: Overhead valves (OHV)
•Cylinders: V8
•Valves: 16
•Torque: 420 ft-lbs. @ 4600 rpm
•Horsepower: 426 hp @ 5900 rpm
•Turning circle: 37.7 ft.
•Base engine type: gas


DriveTrain


•Drive type: rear wheel drive
•Transmission: 6-speed manual
•Rear limited slip differential






Suspension

•MacPherson strut front suspension
•Multi-link rear suspension
•Four-wheel independent suspension
•Front and rear stabilizer bar


Fuel

•Fuel type: gas
•Fuel type: premium unleaded (recommended)
•Fuel tank capacity: 19 gal.
•Range in miles (cty/hwy): 304/456 mi.
•EPA mileage est. (cty/hwy): 16/24 mpg


Mechanical Options

•6.2L V8 SFI Engine w/ Active Fuel Management
•Engine Block Heater
•6-Speed Automatic Transmission






Safety

•4-wheel ABS
•Front and rear head airbags
•Dual front side-mounted airbags
•Child seat anchors
•Front and rear ventilated disc brakes
•Daytime running lights
•Engine immobilizer
•Front fog/driving lights
•Auto delay off headlamps
•Dusk sensing headlamps
•2 front headrests
•Passenger airbag occupant sensing deactivation
•Front seat belt pre-tensioners
•Stability control
•Traction control
•Electronic brakeforce distribution
•Emergency interior trunk release
•Front height adjustable headrests
•Post-collision safety system
•Tire pressure monitoring

Interior

Front Seats

•Front head room: 37.4 in.
•Front leg room: 42.4 in.
•Front shoulder room: 56.9 in.
•Multi-level heating passenger seat
•2 -way power passenger seat
•8 -way power driver seat
•Multi-level heating driver seat
•Height adjustable driver seat
•Leather
•Bucket front seats


Rear Seats


•Rear head room: 35.3 in.
•Rear leg room: 29.9 in.
•Rear shoulder room: 42.5 in.
•Folding rear seat back


Power Features


•Remote power door locks
•Power mirrors
•Heated mirrors
•2 one-touch power windows


Convenience


•Cruise control
•Cargo net
•Front console with storage
•Front cup holders
•Front door pockets
•Remote trunk release
•Retained accessory power
•Front seat-back storage
•Speed-proportional power steering
•Universal remote transmitter (for garage door, security system, etc.)
•12V front power outlet(s)
•Rear parking sensors
•Tilt and telescopic steering wheel
•Audio and cruise controls on steering wheel


Comfort


•Interior air filtration
•Air conditioning
•Front reading lights
•Leather trim on shift knob
•Leather steering wheel
•Front floor mats
•Electrochromatic inside rearview mirror
•Dual vanity mirrors


Instrumentation


•Clock
•Tachometer
•Trip computer
•External temperature display
•Low fuel level warning
•Compass


In Car Entertainment


•Element antenna
•Boston Acoustics premium brand speakers
•9 total speakers
•245 watts stereo output
•AM/FM in-dash single CD player with CD MP3 Playback stereo
•XM satellite radio (subscription required)
•Adjustable speed sensitive volume control
•Auxiliary audio input and iPod integration
•USB connection


Telematics


•Pre-wired for phone
•OnStar telecommunications service (subscription required)
•Bluetooth wireless data link for hands-free phone


Packages


•Inferno Orange Interior Accent Trim Package
•RS Package
•Orange Stripe Package

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