Guy Selling his Car on E-bay......Must See!
Scroll down and read the descriptive in the ad. This is funny stuff!!
Chevrolet : Camaro | eBay
I find it hilariously sad. It will be gone pretty soon, the ad, that is. Somebody should copy that.
Whether or not it is accurate, I am sad for that woman.
I find that freakin HILARIOUS!
I want to see pictures of the wife. 36-27-39 @ 5'8" sounds good to me. :D
I am constantly reminded that staying single has been a very good decision for me.
Ack!! I can't read the ad. I am at work!!
The eBay add is a fail without pics of the wife for comparison! Those measurements sounded good to me! :D
Here you go WOC...............
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2010 Chevrolet Camaro SS
2010 Camaro SSResearch 2010 Chevrolet Camaro
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Item Location: Lancaster, NY, United States
Ended: Jun 06, 201111:23:01 PDT
Bid history: 14 bids
Current bid: US $27,201.61
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Item number: 170650112633
Item condition: Used
Sells to: United States
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Vehicle Specifics for 2010 Chevrolet Camaro SS
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2010 Chevrolet Camaro SS
Report Run Date:Jun-03-2011
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Title Check: OK Odometer Check: OK
Accidents: None Owners: 1
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Below Range under 85
Within Range 85 - 90
Above Range over 90
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Condition: Used: A vehicle is considered used if it has been registered and issued a title. Used vehicles have had at least one previous owner. The condition of the exterior, interior and engine can vary depending on the vehicle's history. See the seller's listing for full details and description of any imperfections. See all condition definitions- opens in a new window or tab... Read moreabout the condition
VIN: 2G1FT1EW1A9137310 | See the full History Report
Mileage: 9,500 miles
Warranty: Vehicle has an existing warranty (specify details in description)
Title: Other (specify in description)
For sale by: Private seller
Body type: Coupe Engine: 8 - Cyl. Cylinder Exterior color: Black
Transmission: Manual Fuel type: Gasoline Interior color: Other
Leather seats Sunroof CD player
Anti-lock brakes Driver airbag Passenger airbag
Cruise control Power locks Power seats
Power windows Air conditioning
HER or the CAR?
But The Car is Better Looking & A Whole Lot Cheaper!
2010 Chevrolet Camaro SS
As much as this car & my wife are loved and will be missed. I am forced to part with both, So my loss is your gain here. The car has less than 10,000 miles on it, her- a little more-just saying. The car has never seen snow, she can be as cold as ice. The car was garage stored when not in use, she is making me move out to the garage. This car has extraordinary acceleration with the 6.2L V8, superior handling, excellent value, head-turning looks, unique interior design, great fuel economy, and a throaty boasting exhaust, which beats a bitchy mouth any day.
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2010 Chevrolet Camaro
Soon To Be Ex-Wife
High Performance Motor
Motor Mouth Low performance brain
6.2L LS3 V8 producing 426 hp @ 5900 rpm
36 27 39 @ 5”8’
Produces 420 lb·ft at 4600 rpm
Produced My Kids
6-Speed Manual Transmission
Active Fuel Management
Active Micro Management
Independent Four-Wheel Suspension System
Fully Dependant Decision Making System
StabiliTrak electronic stability/traction control
Unstable & No Control
Vindictive Modus Operandi
Launches argument at every opportunity
6 Standard Air Bags
Mother In Law Windbag
RS Appearance Package
Gave Up on Appearance
RS-Specific Taillamps and Wheels
used rear end needs clearence lights
HID Headlamps with Integrated Halo Rings
Devil Horns Glowing red eys and sags in all the wrong places
Variable-Rate Power Steering
Variable-Rate Bitch Mode
Throating Nothing Ever
Loose on entry
Under 10k Miles
Over 10k Miles
Winning Drama Performance
Neon Trim Lighting Color Matched To Interior
Carpet does not match the drapes
16 cty/24 hwy mpg
2 hours between Tim Hortons
Rally Stripe package in inferno orange
Baby Stripe package-in Stretch Mark White
Brembo Four Piston Disc Brake Systems
Doesn’t Know when To Stop
Two Tone Leather Interior
To Tan Leather Exterior
Never had any problems
Too Many to list
Full Onboard Diagnostic System OBD-II
Unable to Diagnose Problem
Rack and Pinion Steering
•Base engine size: 6.2 L
•Cam type: Overhead valves (OHV)
•Torque: 420 ft-lbs. @ 4600 rpm
•Horsepower: 426 hp @ 5900 rpm
•Turning circle: 37.7 ft.
•Base engine type: gas
•Drive type: rear wheel drive
•Transmission: 6-speed manual
•Rear limited slip differential
•MacPherson strut front suspension
•Multi-link rear suspension
•Four-wheel independent suspension
•Front and rear stabilizer bar
•Fuel type: gas
•Fuel type: premium unleaded (recommended)
•Fuel tank capacity: 19 gal.
•Range in miles (cty/hwy): 304/456 mi.
•EPA mileage est. (cty/hwy): 16/24 mpg
•6.2L V8 SFI Engine w/ Active Fuel Management
•Engine Block Heater
•6-Speed Automatic Transmission
•Front and rear head airbags
•Dual front side-mounted airbags
•Child seat anchors
•Front and rear ventilated disc brakes
•Daytime running lights
•Front fog/driving lights
•Auto delay off headlamps
•Dusk sensing headlamps
•2 front headrests
•Passenger airbag occupant sensing deactivation
•Front seat belt pre-tensioners
•Electronic brakeforce distribution
•Emergency interior trunk release
•Front height adjustable headrests
•Post-collision safety system
•Tire pressure monitoring
•Front head room: 37.4 in.
•Front leg room: 42.4 in.
•Front shoulder room: 56.9 in.
•Multi-level heating passenger seat
•2 -way power passenger seat
•8 -way power driver seat
•Multi-level heating driver seat
•Height adjustable driver seat
•Bucket front seats
•Rear head room: 35.3 in.
•Rear leg room: 29.9 in.
•Rear shoulder room: 42.5 in.
•Folding rear seat back
•Remote power door locks
•2 one-touch power windows
•Front console with storage
•Front cup holders
•Front door pockets
•Remote trunk release
•Retained accessory power
•Front seat-back storage
•Speed-proportional power steering
•Universal remote transmitter (for garage door, security system, etc.)
•12V front power outlet(s)
•Rear parking sensors
•Tilt and telescopic steering wheel
•Audio and cruise controls on steering wheel
•Interior air filtration
•Front reading lights
•Leather trim on shift knob
•Leather steering wheel
•Front floor mats
•Electrochromatic inside rearview mirror
•Dual vanity mirrors
•External temperature display
•Low fuel level warning
In Car Entertainment
•Boston Acoustics premium brand speakers
•9 total speakers
•245 watts stereo output
•AM/FM in-dash single CD player with CD MP3 Playback stereo
•XM satellite radio (subscription required)
•Adjustable speed sensitive volume control
•Auxiliary audio input and iPod integration
•Pre-wired for phone
•OnStar telecommunications service (subscription required)
•Bluetooth wireless data link for hands-free phone
•Inferno Orange Interior Accent Trim Package
•Orange Stripe Package
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