Guns over Women
This one's a lttle old, but still good.
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women...Here we go...
#10, You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9, You can keep one gun at home & have another for when you're on the road.
#8, If you admire a friend's gun & tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7, Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6, Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5, A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4, Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3, A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2, A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the Number 1 reason Why Men Prefer Guns over women.. "You can buy a silencer for a gun!!!"