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Old 04-13-2011, 09:46 PM   #1
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Default Guns over Women

This one's a lttle old, but still good.

Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women...Here we go...

#10, You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9, You can keep one gun at home & have another for when you're on the road.

#8, If you admire a friend's gun & tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7, Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6, Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5, A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4, Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3, A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2, A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number 1 reason Why Men Prefer Guns over women.. "You can buy a silencer for a gun!!!"
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Old 04-13-2011, 11:02 PM   #2
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Great.

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A guy at work sent this to my phone this morning very very very funny trying to walk and read this at the same time and laughing my butt off. Great way to start the morning.
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Why a dog is better than a woman...

10. A dog's parents will never visit you.

9. A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.

8. A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.

7. A dog never expects you to telephone.

6. A dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.

5. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.

4. A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog.

3. A dog never expects flowers on Valentine's Day.

2. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you.

1. A dog does not shop.
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I've had the Guns over Women T-shirt for years.

And I wonder why I'm still single!!!
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