What I always loved about the Lancer rifle, the assault rifle with a mounted chainsaw from Gears of War, was how over-the-top and ridiculous it was. It turns out it's completely possible to create your own functioning Lancer rifle, though, as one man who really loves his Second Amendment rights has proven.
Yes, the AR-15 assault rifle and the chainsaw attached to it both actually work. The proud owner of the Lancer has posted several pictures and videos on the AR15 forums of the weapon in action. Shooting pumpkins and then running up to slice them apart isn't quite as glamorous as fighting Locusts but it does look fun.
Plus uh, it makes him better able to protect his family. Yeah, that's the ticket.
Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, and politicians. All three need supervision. DICK ARMEY