I bought my first gun back in 1996. Received my tax return and tripped across a Colt 1991 A1 with after market night sights. Shortly there after I acquired a Mossberg 12 G and a Russian SKS from 2 different fellow soldiers, one getting married, the other getting divorced. I'm beginning to think the manner I'm which I acquired those first 2 long guns did something funky to my safe because the guns seem to have began breeding of there own accord?
First indication was the arrival of a Kimber Pro II. This confused me because I'd never noticed the Colt gaining any weight but I figured some ladies hide thier condition better than others and after all, that Colt did spend several weeks in a Tacoma gun shop just laying around more than a few eligible bachelors.
Next to show up were 3 different shotguns! A Remi Semi auto, a strange OU with what I'm sure is a Chec accent, and a Winchester 20 G? That original Mossy did come from a broken home and in hindsight she always did look a little slutty but I figured hey, there still cheaper than children and more fun too so why get upset, right? It was about this time that I purchased a Sig 226 and an S&W 629. This is where things went de-ja-vo all over again! That 629 must have been expecting when I brought her home because within a week I found the cutest little Ruger SP101 .357 Mag nestled into the adjacent door holster, cuddling with her .44 mag mommy...
and I'm not sure who knocked up that Sig but 9 months later an XD .45 appeared out thin air. I've detected a very slight Chec accent on this pistol so I suspect that foreign OU 12 G had his way with my little precious Sig.
Since all this went down I've discovered a SS CZ75B, "those damn Chec's are prolific little breeders" and a little Kahr PM 9? The XD DENIES IT but come on...Polly frame? Striker fired? The resembelance is just to much to reach any other conclusion.
This is just the highlites of MY experience. What started with that 1 Colt some 16 years ago has multiplied into an inbred family of 18 and frankly, I'm having trouble feeding all of these hungry mouths. I've never heard of firearm contraception but know there are many here with far more knowledge than I so I thought I'd explain the situation and ask for your guys advice.
I did have one 12G run off on me a few years ago...a pretty little Winchester Weatherby who left me for my older brother. He must give good silicone cloth wipe downs or something because the joker does not even own a safe. I mean come on, ladies don't just run of for a guy who can't keep a roof over her head unless he's giving her a little something extra...
Anywho, it's been quite therapeutic for me to share my gun owning woes with all of you. I appreciate you taking the time to read this and would welcome any advice.
Signed, "too many mouths to feed" Tack