I also want to brag/gloat about my wife...
She wakes up an hour and a half earlier than me daily so that by the time I wake up, my breakfast is ready (not just bread or sandwiches mind you). She makes the bed as I bathe and have my lunch prepared (I bring lunch to work to save) before we go to work.
After work, she cooks and serves me dinner while I am watching TV or surfing the web. Half of the time, she will also have dessert served after. Almost daily, she would serve me snacks before we retire for the night as well.
She doesn't have any vice other than watching food network and HGTV and can bake and cook meals better than served in most restaurants. Not that I need it but she also do all these with presentation similar to those in fancy hotel and restaurants.
She washes all our clothes, iron press them, clean the house, decorate the house, etc. Cannot complain at night either. I feel I am spoiled rotten and must be one of the luckiest man though we do not have much. She is religious and is my moral compass a lot of times.
I almost forgot, the icing on the cake...she also supports my gun habit and she owns a pistol.
Unfortunately, I think she is part of a dying breed.