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Old 08-23-2012, 02:11 PM   #11
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It's obviously not MY burning building, so I choose to keep stepping. I am not risking permanent scarring from fire for a photograph.


Now if it were signed, that is a whole different story.


Dilemma - you are out bouncing around from stop to stop on a day of acquisitions, no doubt for the zombie invasion, when you find a dropped iPhone in the parking lot where you parked.


As you are examining it, a text comes in and the picture attached is of a very attractive female in quite the state of "au naturale". It would appear she wants to debate various physical tactics of the Kama Sutra.


Do you reply to her request or confess you found the phone?
Oooh, nice.

I text back...

Sorry, your man dropped his phone while he was making out with a girl who looked like a bluish Kate Upton. Should I return it to him, or perhaps return it to you?
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I think this would first depend on my personal view of doing the job right. If I was still idealistic that this was the company and job for me, I absolutely raise the alarm and halt production speaking to insure company reputation and countless thousands in lawsuits.


However if this were 3 or 4 years in, with no raises, no bonuses, no chance at a promotion and I was already one foot out the door with a new job prospect, I would probably file the necessary paperwork and call it a day.


Dilemma - For the youngsters running around. You have been graced by the Gods and a new hottie has moved into your neighborhood. After some casual conversation you strike up a flirtatious exchange and after a couple of nights you are very close to sealing the deal.


The gal is lying in your embrace as you are making out and you can tell she has been here before by her actions. As the second button is undone on her jeans she says she has to tell you something.


"I'm not 18, but it's okay, I really like you"


What do you do?
What is the age of consent in these parts??? Just kidding. I would pack up Woody and hit the road. Statutory rape is not part of my playbook.

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In your spare time at work, you have developed a new program on the
personal computer in your office. It is even more powerful, yet easier to sue than anything on the market. You share your new program with a friend who
encourages you to market it on your own because you could probably make an incredible profit in a very short time. This is a very attractive option, yet you developed it using company equipment and during time that you were at work.

What do you do?
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You are trapped on a deserted island. Or so you thought.

Your research prep has told you that two beings inhabit this island. Cannibals, and Pandas.

You happen along a tribe. They greet you, bring you to the fire. You sit.

They pass you a shell filled with a delicious drink, and cannibal girls dance for your delight. They think you are a god that fell from the sky, and you are safe.

They present an offering. Some meat on a stick.

You've had nothing but coconuts for the past 4 months. And this smells gooood.

Could be Panda meat.

Could be Joe.

You've never eaten either, so you just don't know.

To eat or not to eat?
I'm open minded and don't look down on other cultures for people eating.

That bring said, my panda hat is a dead giveaway I've eaten panda.

Eat the meat.
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What is the age of consent in these parts??? Just kidding. I would pack up Woody and hit the road. Statutory rape is not part of my playbook.

Dilemma -

In your spare time at work, you have developed a new program on the
personal computer in your office. It is even more powerful, yet easier to sue than anything on the market. You share your new program with a friend who
encourages you to market it on your own because you could probably make an incredible profit in a very short time. This is a very attractive option, yet you developed it using company equipment and during time that you were at work.

What do you do?
Oooh, tough one. Well played.

I think I put together a presentation for the CEO, and offer to provide the program if I'm cut in. If not, then nobody gets it, and we all lose.
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Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, and a photograph of Ronald Reagan are trapped in a burning building. You can only save one.

Choose....
I just burst out laughing in the middle of class. Thanks -_- but really funny thanks
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I'm open minded and don't look down on other cultures for people eating.

That bring said, my panda hat is a dead giveaway I've eaten panda.

Eat the meat.
Wow. You're okay BOTH ways?

Making mental note....
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Let the morons use it in the shower, world is safer from lack of stupid people.

Shoot her in the head first, it's still been 8 months so....

Screw joe and screw pandas, meat is good

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It's midnite, in a posh Soho flat, in 1993.

The neon of the city is playfully dancing in her eyes. Her pale skin seems to shift into goosebumps just staring at you.

It's been six incredible months. She has made you feel more alive than any woman ever has.

You excuse yourself to the kitchen, under the pretense of preparing a snack. You withdraw a velvet box from your jacket, pop the lid. Two months salary, you slide it under the oyster shell.

Your phone rings. Mom.

"Yeah Mom. No, I'm asking her tonite. Yeah, I'm sure she's the one. I've never been more sure of anything in my life. I would die for her. Hmmm? I will, Mom. Love you."

You turn, and she's there.

"Aww, Ginger Spice. You weren't supposed to..."

She puts a finger to your lips, holds you close, tears and ragged breath in your ear.

"I love you. And I'll gladly say yes. But before we can, you've gotta get with my friends."

She takes you to the bedroom, where the rest of the Spice Girls await. If you want to marry her, you must pass this final test.

Scary looks up at you, and hisses, "Zig-a-zig-ahhhhhh".
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It's midnite, in a posh Soho flat, in 1993.

The neon of the city is playfully dancing in her eyes. Her pale skin seems to shift into goosebumps just staring at you.

It's been six incredible months. She has made you feel more alive than any woman ever has.

You excuse yourself to the kitchen, under the pretense of preparing a snack. You withdraw a velvet box from your jacket, pop the lid. Two months salary, you slide it under the oyster shell.

Your phone rings. Mom.

"Yeah Mom. No, I'm asking her tonite. Yeah, I'm sure she's the one. I've never been more sure of anything in my life. I would die for her. Hmmm? I will, Mom. Love you."

You turn, and she's there.

"Aww, Ginger Spice. You weren't supposed to..."

She puts a finger to your lips, holds you close, tears and ragged breath in your ear.

"I love you. And I'll gladly say yes. But before we can, you've gotta get with my friends."

She takes you to the bedroom, where the rest of the Spice Girls await. If you want to marry her, you must pass this final test.

Scary looks up at you, and hisses, "Zig-a-zig-ahhhhhh".
Worth it....... Maybe
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Worth it....... Maybe
"Worth it"

Exactly the words I used when it came out that Alyssa Milano had Herpes.
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