Just a little warning. Longballer lives in a remote cave out in MO. If you send him a check, the post office has to re-task their satellites, in conjunction with the NSA, locate his whereabouts, by triangulating his height to his shadow for identification. Then they have to send in a rapid insertion team to fast rope in and drop off the check.
I think longballer can produce a top notch quality leather holster before the government can get the check to him.