LoL. Must depend on which rock from under it was sent.
Had one from Cali show up in 3 days. Of course I can't rule out the post office distribution center workers may have taken extra time off to run their meth lab or smoke more crack. They've been talked about a bunch this last year being incompetent and even under investigation.
But, yeah, sometimes I can make a rig faster than I can get our mail.