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Old 01-22-2009, 02:01 AM   #1
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OK this might be fun so I thought Id give it a try. Dont know how many of us have ever done this. The rules are:

You can only add three lines each post
There must be two posts before you can post again
You have to leave your last line an incomplete sentence
You can take the story any direction you want to

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He could see his breath as he looked out across the mountains. The cold alpine air kept distracting him from the task at hand and made him painfully aware of every move. He couldn't believe what had happened, the only explanation he could put together in his mind was that something had gone dreadfully wrong with the ...

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...negotiations. The sounds of the air-raid sirens still fresh in his head, he stops for a much needed break. He slowly shrugs his rucksack off his aching back, and unhooks his M4 assault rifle from his tactical vest. He remembers the last thing he heard on his mobile radio before it quit working "This is the national emergency broadcast system...........

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....advising all Citizens that a state of war currently exists between Venezuela, China, Iran and the Confederated States of America. All Confederation residents west of the Rocky Mountains are advised....

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to love the one you're with, and he meant to do just that. As she shrugged off her bug out bag, her heaving bosom was evident beneath her MOPP suit. Unable to contain his ardor any longer, he reached for her and...

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suddenly a fine high-velocity mist of blood spray covered his outstretched arm. It all happened in a surrealistic, slow-motion movie style that lasted until the crack of the scout rifle reached his ears. He spun away from the sound…..

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...straight into the arms of a sasquatch holding a pizza box. at last this notorious mystery had been solved! the furry creature tipped its hat and excused himself, "one more delivery to make." he was interrupted when...

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...the now lifeless body of his mate fell before the gentle bigfoot. Our hero did not weep, for he knew it was inevitable. As he watched the giant creature lumber off into the distance he began his move down into the lowlands where he knew he would find trouble but he had to go. He had to find out what had happened during the...

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...foreclosure sale. Had he earned enough to buy his way out, or just enough to buy lunch. Whatever the answer, he knew he would not find out until he reached the village where his grandfather had been born. The only problem was....

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he was still in a romantic mood, and so was the Sasquatch. As he moved toward the Bigfoot, he could hear Barry White music, and the sasquatch mouthed the words,"Why can't I quit you?" But the peace and lust was interrupted when...

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.....our hero realized that the sheer mechanics of the relationship would be mind boggling (and painful). Instead of having to deal with the drama, our hero walked up to the Bigfoot and in one calm motion b*tch slapped him with the back of his hand. In the midst of this dramatic moment our hero utters with authority "I don't dig hairy dates...BOO-YAH!". Suddenly he was surprised by.......

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