[Dillinger]

Some people are like Slinkies....

Not really good for anything, but they sure bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

*sign in JD's Boss's office*

[Troy Michalik]

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

[pioneer461]

"Saddle up and ride to the sound of the guns."
George Armstrong Custer during Civil War

"Benteen, come on, big village, be quick. Bring packs."
George Armstrong Custer
Little Big Horn River, Montana, June 25, 1876

[NickySantoro]

...The Bill of Rights is a literal and absolute document.
The First Amendment doesn't say you have a right to speak out unless
the government has a 'compelling interest' in censoring the Internet.
The Second Amendment doesn't say you have the right to
keep and bear arms until some madman plants a bomb.
The Fourth Amendment doesn't say you have the right to be secure from
search and seizure unless some FBI agent thinks you fit the profile
of a terrorist. The government has no right to interfere with any
of these freedoms under any circumstances."
-- Harry Browne
(1933-2006) American libertarian writer

[Fisherking]

Dieing an't much of a living
The Out law Josie Wells

[zhuk]

The cure for boredom is curiousity. There is no cure for curiousity.

- Dorothy Parker

[canebrake]

"The man who doesn't relax and hoot a few hoots voluntarily, now and then, is in great danger of hooting hoots and standing on his head for the edification of the pathologist and trained nurse, a little later on."

-- Elbert Hubbard

[canebrake]

"One must never lose time in vainly regretting the past or in complaining against the changes which cause us discomfort, for change is the essence of life."

-- Anatole France

[canebrake]

"Seek out that particular mental attribute which makes you feel most deeply and vitally alive, along with which comes the inner voice which says, 'This is the real me,' and when you have found that attitude, follow it."

-- James Truslow Adams

[Shihan]

“Love One Another, As I Have Loved You”- Jesus