Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
"Looking for good woman, must be able to clean, cook, sew, dig worms, clean fish and have a fishing boat. Please send pictures of boat."
I just seen it on a sign a few hours ago.
The quotes that I most remember were made by my father. Here is a sample.
Never take a job you dont like and never work for someone you cant respect.
Finding an honest politician is just as hard as finding a virgin working in a whorehouse.
The world is full of experts. A few know what they are talking about but the majority only think they do.
Only believe what can be proved. Better yet only believe what you can prove yourself.
Do your own thinking. Never let someone else do it for you.
"Why yes, I will respect you in the morning"
If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter - George Carlin
A competent leader can get efficient service from poor troops, while on the contrary an incapable leader can demoralize the best of troops. - John J Pershing.
Seems all to close to today.
"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country.
He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."
- Attributed to General George Patton Jr
Stupidity by choice runs rampant in this country today. It is a malady for which there is no cure as it is constantly fed by the media and from the pulpit.
"If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers..."
- Homer Simpson