The probability of a solution to a problem is inversely proportional to the number of lawyers addressing it.
Corollary: The complexity of a solution to any problem is proportional to the number of lawyers involved.
Laws are written by lawyers so that they must be engaged to interpret them and so that two or more lawyers will have different interpretations. The only known form of perpetual motion is therefore created.
"I want a government small enough to fit inside the Constitution."
Last edited by redscho; 10-17-2013 at 03:13 PM.