[canebrake]

"An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field."

-- Niels Bohr

[canebrake]

"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it."

-- Sam Levenson

[RetiredLEO]

If a mans wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. Francis Bacon

[RetiredLEO]

Without change, something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. the sleeper must awaken ._ Frank Herbert

[RetiredLEO]

In youth, the days are short and the years are long. In old age, the years are short and days long. Source obscure

[RetiredLEO]

I think I've discovered the secret of life-you just hang around until you get used to it. Charles Schulz

[RetiredLEO]

In all science, error precedes the truth, and it is better it should go first than last. Hugh Walpole

[RetiredLEO]

If you watch a game, it's fun. if you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. Bob Hope

[AusLach]

"Even Beethoven had his critics. See if you can name three of them."

- Mark 'Chopper' Read

[RetiredLEO]

“We the willing, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much, with so little, for so long, we are now qualified to do anything, with nothing.” - Mother Teresa of Calcutta