[suprdave]

Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barrack Obama go to heaven,
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> God addresses Al first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''
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> Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election,
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> but that it was your will that I did not serve.
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> And I've come to understand that now.''
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> God thinks for a second and says:
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> "Very good. Come and sit at my left.''
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> God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?''
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> Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness.
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> I've sinned, but I've never held a
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> grudge against my fellow man,
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> and I hope no grudges are held against me.'' ;
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> God thinks for a second and says:
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> "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.''
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> Then God addresses Barrack. "Barrack, what do you believe in?''
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> He replies: "I believe you're in my chair."

[CA357]

Sounds about right.

[cameronguyton]

I wonder how it would sound if his teleprompter went out.