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 06-24-2009, 03:18 PM | #1 | Supporting Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Radcliff, Kentucky Posts: 3,507 |  A good laugh to start your day.
Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a little stroll in town one afternoon enjoying the sunshine.
As they walked, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."
"I am entering!" said Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"
"I won First Place !," said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see another sign:
"Contest for the strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering," says Superman.
After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
"I won First Place too," answers Superman. "Did you ever have a doubt?"
They continue walking when they see a third sign:
"Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"
Pinocchio quickly enters the contest.
After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.
"What happened?" they asked.
"Who the hell is Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio. __________________ Lo there do I see my Father...Lo there do I see my mother and my brothers and sisters...Lo there do I see the line of my peoples back to the begaining...Tho they do call to me...They bid me come take my place among them in the Halls of Valhalla...Where the brave may live forever
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Long distance..The next best thing to being there, if you are anywhere between 100-700 yards my Howa and I own you and will choose your time of death. opaww | 
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| 06-24-2009, 03:21 PM | #2 | Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Ohio, Ohio Posts: 10,953 |
+1 Very funny, opaww! I am still laughing.  __________________ From C3Shooter:
Skullcrusher, you are evil, sick, demented, twisted- and my hero!
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...without the Second, we cannot protect the rest!
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| 06-24-2009, 03:34 PM | #3 | mmmmm...... Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Maiden, NC Posts: 9,583 |
I'm passing this one along! Good stuff!! __________________
If the pain is lacking so is the discipline...
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| 06-24-2009, 03:39 PM | #4 | Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: everywhere Posts: 9,640 |
LMAO, welcome back, Opaww! | |
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| 06-24-2009, 06:22 PM | #5 | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,413 |
It's nice to have you and your sense of humor back. __________________
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| 06-24-2009, 07:12 PM | #6 | Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: ocala, florida Posts: 18 |
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| 06-24-2009, 10:01 PM | #7 | Supporting Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Katy, Texas Posts: 1,376 |
opaww:
This will get wide distribution at my workplace in the morning! Very funny - and very apt! Thanks for posting, and welcome back.
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