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Old 06-24-2009, 04:18 PM   #1
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Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a little stroll in town one afternoon enjoying the sunshine.

As they walked, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."
"I am entering!" said Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"
"I won First Place !," said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see another sign:
"Contest for the strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering," says Superman.
After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
"I won First Place too," answers Superman. "Did you ever have a doubt?"

They continue walking when they see a third sign:
"Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"
Pinocchio quickly enters the contest.
After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.
"What happened?" they asked.
"Who the hell is Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio.


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Old 06-24-2009, 04:21 PM   #2
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+1 Very funny, opaww! I am still laughing.


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I'm passing this one along! Good stuff!!
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LMAO, welcome back, Opaww!
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It's nice to have you and your sense of humor back.
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Hope someone sends it to her!
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opaww:

This will get wide distribution at my workplace in the morning! Very funny - and very apt! Thanks for posting, and welcome back.

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