Sickness Quotient: 42%
Congratulations! At a 42% Sickness Quotient, you're almost well-adjusted.
You complain about everything regardless of what it is. You wouldn't be happy even if you were hit by a new car. You hate your mother and father, your neighbors, co-workers, friends, and just about everyone else who happens to think you're a worthless boob.
Job Performance & Attitude
You work very slowly. In fact, if you went any slower you'd be in reverse. Your attitude towards work is that you could watch others do it all day long.
Your personal motto is "Practice makes perfect.", but since nobody's perfect you might as well stop wasting your time.
Damn thought I was way sicker than a paltry 42%! Now I feel ripped off in the prescence of all you high-ranking sickos
(OK maybe they got the 'work' bit right lol)