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Shihan 12-21-2009 12:41 AM

Give yourself a psychological evaluation
 
Find your Sickness Quotient.
Online Rorschach Test

Gatekeeper 12-21-2009 12:49 AM

Time to go cut up another hooker
 
Sickness Quotient: 94%:D
WARNING: Your Sickness Quotient of 94% is very disturbing. :p

Detailed Diagnosis
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  • Interpersonal Insights
    You have delusions of adequacy which are completely unfounded. You couldn't pour tea out of a boot with the instuctions written on the heel. Your sense of self-entitlement means you're probably the kind of person that pulled the wings off of butterflies when you were little.
  • Job Performance & Attitude
    You have a deep love for your patients, which is unfortunate since you're a veterinarian. Your work is of such poor quality that your manager is considering replacing you with a machine that flushes.
  • Personality Insight
    Your personal motto is "What doesn't kill me makes me stronger." Wrong. What doesn't kill you usually makes you hurt all over and go "Owie!"

feedsasquatch 12-21-2009 01:46 AM

Sickness Quotient: 42%:rolleyes:
Congratulations! At a 42% Sickness Quotient, you're almost well-adjusted:cool:

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
You have trouble being friendly to others, especially people who hate your guts and want to hurt you. You have a positive attitude towards nearly everything, which is incredibly stupid and very annoying to those around you.

Job Performance & Attitude
Your attitude towards work is that you could watch others do it all day long. You hate your job but will never leave it. That's because no one else will hire people whose job skills consist of sleeping and surfing the web.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "I'm Okay, You're Okay!" Believe me, nothing could be further from the truth.

CA357 12-21-2009 01:55 AM

My Sickness Quotient was 96%. That means I finally got an A in something.

cpttango30 12-21-2009 02:26 AM

Mine was 100% It said I watch to much porn and think with my winky.

dunerunner 12-21-2009 03:00 AM

I Passed!!

Test Results


Sickness Quotient: 90%
Your Sickness Quotient of 90% is definitely something to worry about.

Detailed Diagnosis


Interpersonal Insights
You never give up and refuse to settle for less than the best. In other words, you're impossible to please and you never shutup. You complain about everything regardless of what it is. You wouldn't be happy even if you were hit by a new car.


Job Performance & Attitude
Your work is of such poor quality that your manager is considering replacing you with a machine that flushes. You have little empathy for anyone more successful at work than you, which is pretty much everyone.


Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "I've got to be me", but an awful lot of people wish you wouldn't.

freefall 12-21-2009 04:49 AM

This test sucks. I was only 56% sick. They must not have read my answers, the heterophobe pervs.:mad:

zhuk 12-21-2009 08:59 AM

Sickness Quotient: 42% :confused:

Congratulations! At a 42% Sickness Quotient, you're almost well-adjusted.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
You complain about everything regardless of what it is. You wouldn't be happy even if you were hit by a new car. You hate your mother and father, your neighbors, co-workers, friends, and just about everyone else who happens to think you're a worthless boob.

Job Performance & Attitude
You work very slowly. In fact, if you went any slower you'd be in reverse. Your attitude towards work is that you could watch others do it all day long.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Practice makes perfect.", but since nobody's perfect you might as well stop wasting your time.


Damn thought I was way sicker than a paltry 42%! Now I feel ripped off in the prescence of all you high-ranking sickos :p


(OK maybe they got the 'work' bit right lol)

opaww 12-21-2009 11:58 AM

I don't want to take the test...I actualy might find out I am normal and don't need any prozac

TXnorton 12-21-2009 12:26 PM

48% - Almost well adjusted.......Little do they know!


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