Give till it Hurts! (Joke)
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving in any direction. Suddenly a man knocks on his car window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What going on?, What's the hold up?'
The man answers, 'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey,Jane Fonda, Michael Moore, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O'Donnell, Al Franken, Barney Franks, Chris Dodd, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $100 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'
The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'
The man answers, 'About a gallon.' __________________ “Let it not be said that no one cared, that no one objected once it’s realized that our liberties and wealth are in jeopardy.”
---Ron Paul
"Give us Barabbas!"
---Republican Party, in response to the question of liberty or tyranny |