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Old 08-27-2009, 04:43 AM   #1
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A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving in any direction. Suddenly a man knocks on his car window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What going on?, What's the hold up?'

The man answers, 'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey,Jane Fonda, Michael Moore, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O'Donnell, Al Franken, Barney Franks, Chris Dodd, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $100 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'

The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'

The man answers, 'About a gallon.'

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Old 08-27-2009, 04:50 AM   #2
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LOL. That was pretty good. Had me fooled all the way to the end. But, everyone knows I'm not the brightest crayon in the box.

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It's a good start.

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LOL, good one.

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