Why the Hell would I want to get tangled up with another woman after 30+years with 1?
I've got 1 Boss now and an apprentice dragon in the Padawan stage at 18yrs old so as the saying goes: "If it's got tits or tyres there's nothing but trouble." so I'll take the gun option thanks.
I'm thinking a mint condition SMLE .303 Sniper rifle topped off with a genuine T3 original 'scope and 10,000 rounds of ammo and a few spare heavy barrels plus a 1,000,000 acre property loaded with pigs,goats,deer,feral donkey's,buffalo etc to shoot.
Or better still a mint condition MG42 with a stack of change out barrels and a continual supply of ammo.