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Old 08-23-2013, 02:40 AM   #11
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Oh powerful Genie....Does the gun come with a lifetime supply of ammo? Priorities, priorities, priorities...
10,000 rounds of ammo if you choose the gun; all free food and drink if you choose whoopee week.
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Gun,but only because I would have a much easier time picking out the gun than one dream girl and place.
And not to mention the 'splainin if have to do to the girlfriend about where the hell I went for a week
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10,000 rounds of ammo if you choose the gun; all free food and drink if you choose whoopee week.
What about Cash $$$ for the Blackjack tables, strippers, and Corvette rental....?
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You're supposed to name the woman and location. I'm still considering my answer, but so for I'm leaning toward double A's == Alba and Amsterdam.
You wouldnt make it a week with her. She is a raging loudmouth liberal. By Wednesday you would go for a beer run, and not come back...
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I thought of that . . . but . . . . I'm not THAT old yet . . .even if I didn't survive the whole week, it would be worth it.
I'm not that old either but the way I figure it what would you have. Stinky on your dinky for a week and then you would take a shower and that would be gone as well. Besides I figure pulling the trigger on that big b-----d would be as good as sex and maybe better anyway.
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10,000 rounds of ammo if you choose the gun; all free food and drink if you choose whoopee week.
Will my wife find out about either choice?

So many women, so little time....instant gratification, or 10,000 round of unconditional love....hmmmmm
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10,000 rounds of ammo if you choose the gun; all free food and drink if you choose whoopee week.
I've already got the woman of my dreams. If I took that option I'd only be choosing a week long vacation, which could be a reality anytime I want, money allowing.

I'd take the gun. Specifically the "Jack Ruby Colt Cobra Revolver used to kill lee Harvey Oswald."

http://guernseys.com/auctions/pugliese/prohibitedlots.pdf

My first thought was a Gatling Gun, but let's be honest - 10,000 rounds would go pretty quick.
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My first thought was a Gatling Gun, but let's be honest - 10,000 rounds would get pretty quick.
Yeah, I'm thinking getting the A-10 Thunderbolt's rotary cannon will be out of the question.
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I had to delete some pictures here. This is THE CLUB HOUSE not THE BUNKER. Stricter rules apply to the Club House. Sorry, folks.
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I will take a m1a. Because I have been with hundreds of women and they are the same. Beauty is only a light switch away.
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