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Old 12-03-2009, 04:42 PM   #1
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Default Get it up America

If you see injustice, STAND UP
If something needs to be said, SPEAK UP
If you make an appointment, SHOW UP
If you make a mistake, FESS UP
If youíre overstepping, BACK UP
If you get behind, CATCH UP
If they knock you down, GET UP
If youíre out of line, STRAIGHTEN UP
When your boss instructs, KEEP UP
When your elders speak, LISTEN UP
When your teachers teach, SIT UP
When your preachers preach, WAKE UP
When your country calls, MAN UP
Ladies too... WOMAN UP
When the fight is over, MAKE UP
If youíre being hard, EASE UP
If your heart is closed, OPEN UP
If you want to buy something, SAVE UP--
Itís not an entitlement, so SHUT UP!
If you make a mess, CLEAN IT UP
If you drop trash, PICK IT UP
If a car is waiting for you to
walk across the street, SPEED IT UP
If youíre cold busted, GIVE IT UP
If people fall down, HELP THEM UP--
Not the government, YOU STEP UP
If idiots start fighting, BREAK IT UP
If the music is wholesome, TURN IT UP
If the message is poisonous, THROW IT UP
If your words are vulgar, CLAM IT UP
If your words encourage, KEEP IT UP
If your pants are baggy, PULL THEM UP
If the beltís too loose, CINCH IT UP
If your fly is down, ZIP IT UP
If youíre dressed half naked, COVER IT UP
If you canít afford stuff, PASS IT UP--
No ďbailoutsĒ folks, PONY UP
If you made a promise, you BACK IT UP
And you can take your whining and PACK IT UP
Itís called personal responsibility, so TAKE IT UP
This country was founded on it, you can LOOK IT UP
Itís the American way people, so TURN IT UP
Because when life gets boring, you SHAKE IT UP
When life is good, you SOAK IT UP
When lifeís unfair, you SUCK IT UP
When life is funny, you can YUCK IT UP
When life is sad, just LOOK STRAIGHT UP
And lifeís too short people, so LIVE IT UP!
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Old 12-03-2009, 04:50 PM   #2
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Nice, but it will never fit on a t-shirt.

Where do you find all this cool stuff?
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Old 12-03-2009, 07:16 PM   #3
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As an old fart, I remember a time when Jo wouldn't have had to post this - it was just how Americans were.

Good stuff JDP...
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