I am not much on jogging, but i would probably make an exception for that situation. I usually have a firearm when in the woods, though; do you think disc golf bags are just for discs?
Poor guy probably was afraid to go running after that and ended up with heart problems from leading a sedentary life. I wonder, do bears cause childhood obesity? Was Winnie the Pooh encouraging deviant behavior by youngsters?
Just in case, we should kill them all and cage the pictures.