WTF??? That's a lot of wasted time.
3 seconds going "Damn that's big", 1 second to pit up a boot, 1 second to smack it with the boot, and 2 seconds to yell at the wife to vacuum the floor.
7 seconds tops to deal with the issue
I hope I shall possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider the most enviable of all titles, the character of an honest man.