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Old 03-24-2011, 03:33 PM   #11
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A totally new series- Dr. Dog Repo Ice Road Wild Survivor Nanny Catch.

Each week, our crew picks a disfunctional household. They conduct a forcible entry at 8:00 PM. They destroy all TVs with buckshot, and computers that are logged into anything not gun, porn, or survival related. Using 12 lb hammers, they destroy all mobile communications equipment. All bottles of Chardonay or Zinfandel are used for an impromptu round of skeet with .40 or .45 caliber handguns.

The kids are told to get the crap off the net, shut up, and do yer frickin' homework- NOW. Or face working for Mickey Dees the rest of your life- few people hire art majors.

Dad is given a bottle of Padrone, told to Cowboy Up, take Mom off for some "quiet time", pour a couple of shooters in her, and rock her world. She will no longer feel a need to watch Oprah, The View, or Dr. Phil. Side effects- she may want to go get a tattoo.

Depart, leaving behind tickets for the next NASCAR race in the area.



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OMG Benning, LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!What a ccard you are!!!!! Would totally watch these shows!!



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Okay, you f***** guys want it? Here it is.

A dusty Old West town. A stranger walks down the street, past the whores at the saloon, toward the general store.

Kwai Tango Caine wanted only water and beans. A Shart-lin Monk, he had need of nothing else, despite walking for weeks in the arid desert, barefoot.

The Shart-lin way taught him to contest against none. Too bad that path wasn't followed in the burgeoning, developing old West.

Three toughs in front of the general store were playing checkers on a barrel as Our Monk approached.

"Well, lookee here. A Chinee!" said the largest. The other two laughed as they all stood.

The smallest chimed in, "Whatcha want, Chinaman?"

"I come for beans...and....water," he replied, eliciting more laughter.

He'd been here before. It was time for a flashback, where the camera pans to the sun, a flute plays, and we are transported in time to our hero's youth, back in the Shart-lin Temple.

Young Tango, head shaven, walks past the training area, where disciples are seated in deep horse stances, harmonious sounds erupting from their butts.

He is accompanied by Blind Master Poo.

"Master?"

"Yes, Azzhopper?"

"Why must I learn the ways of Shartfoo?"

The Master smiles. "Because, Azzhopper, though you will be a man of peace, you will get into two fights per episode. They will be fast, until you throw someone, and they will fall in slow motion. You must learn to transform diarhhea into daggers, turn turds into truncheons, squiggypoos into spears.
Only then will your show run 3 seasons."

Young Tango nods, and smiles.

Depending on response, this might not even f****** wait till Fall, I might do this one now....

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A totally new series- Dr. Dog Repo Ice Road Wild Survivor Nanny Catch.

Each week, our crew picks a disfunctional household. They conduct a forcible entry at 8:00 PM. They destroy all TVs with buckshot, and computers that are logged into anything not gun, porn, or survival related. Using 12 lb hammers, they destroy all mobile communications equipment. All bottles of Chardonay or Zinfandel are used for an impromptu round of skeet with .40 or .45 caliber handguns.

The kids are told to get the crap off the net, shut up, and do yer frickin' homework- NOW. Or face working for Mickey Dees the rest of your life- few people hire art majors.

Dad is given a bottle of Padrone, told to Cowboy Up, take Mom off for some "quiet time", pour a couple of shooters in her, and rock her world. She will no longer feel a need to watch Oprah, The View, or Dr. Phil. Side effects- she may want to go get a tattoo.

Depart, leaving behind tickets for the next NASCAR race in the area.
I can get a camera. We could do this.....
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If you guys do this and put it on the web, you'll all become rich.

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Scubie shot me an idea, I was gonna do it as he suggested, but I think he has gold.....

Gimme 3 forums.

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Benning + blade + kangaroo + steel cage = Ultimate F****** Cagefighting


Because we all know that Dana White's crew are really only pussies.

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Pick a Politician Cage Fights! You pick a politician you want to go 1, 3 minute round with, no holds barred!!

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Guys, what Benning is looking for is the names of some other forums

Benning here are a couple -
Saneguns.org
bradycampaign.org
handguncontrol.org

Here are a couple of other firearms forums
ar15.com
snipershide


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I'm all for the Pick a Politician Cage fights. I call Mark Begich (I'm scared of Lisa Murkowski).



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