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Trip and tri - you two are world class sonofabitches.....



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Oh, okay, pranks? I have a good prank.

I worked with this guy, Eric. He is one of my very good friends even though he's only 26. He's my 'son' and I'm his 'other Mom'.

If you even SAY the word "poop" to Eric, he just about gags. Well, I bought this goop that sounds like farts when you push the goop in the container.

So it's our lunch time and we head to the break room. Working that night was me, Eric and our Supervisor who is also a very good friend. I told her I was going to do this and to play along.

So, we sit down to eat. I say I don't feel so good and I'm not real hungry. Eric is digging into his chicken fingers and I make the 'goop' fart. His fork stops in mid air for a moment then he keeps eating. I make the noise again (under the table with the goop) and he gets a disgusted look on his face. Stacie keeps eating like it's nothing. I am laughing hysterically....I just couldn't help it. I say I feel a little better and I start to eat. Then I make the fart noise again and I say I guess I'm not feeling much better. Finally, Eric looks under the table and he starts laughing. He said he kept thinking if he smells a fart while he's eating, he was going to vomit. And he said he thought because I was laughing so hard that's what was forcing the farts out. We still laugh about it whenever we get together. Eric is a wuss but I love him anyway.

Another day, the same fart goop. I walk over to my other co-worker Dennis's side of the lab and I stand behind him and work the goop to make a fart noise. He turns around really fast and all pissed off and says to me, "Why the heck did you have to come to my side of the lab to pass gas?"
Of course, I'm laughing like crazy and I couldn't even speak but I showed him the can of fart goop I had in my pocket. It took him a while to not be mad even though he knew it was a joke.

Yeah, we have sophomoric humour. But both incidences were very funny.

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I love that stuff.
It spilled out in my tote bag, made a mess and dried out. I had to throw away the tote bag. LOL But it was fun while it lasted. I noticed when the guys would play with it they would lift up one leg to act it out. Too funny.
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Oh, okay, pranks? I have a good prank.

I worked with this guy, Eric. He is one of my very good friends even though he's only 26. He's my 'son' and I'm his 'other Mom'.

If you even SAY the word "poop" to Eric, he just about gags. Well, I bought this goop that sounds like farts when you push the goop in the container.

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So, we sit down to eat. I say I don't feel so good and I'm not real hungry. Eric is digging into his chicken fingers and I make the 'goop' fart. His fork stops in mid air for a moment then he keeps eating. I make the noise again (under the table with the goop) and he gets a disgusted look on his face. Stacie keeps eating like it's nothing. I am laughing hysterically....I just couldn't help it. I say I feel a little better and I start to eat. Then I make the fart noise again and I say I guess I'm not feeling much better. Finally, Eric looks under the table and he starts laughing. He said he kept thinking if he smells a fart while he's eating, he was going to vomit. And he said he thought because I was laughing so hard that's what was forcing the farts out. We still laugh about it whenever we get together. Eric is a wuss but I love him anyway.

Another day, the same fart goop. I walk over to my other co-worker Dennis's side of the lab and I stand behind him and work the goop to make a fart noise. He turns around really fast and all pissed off and says to me, "Why the heck did you have to come to my side of the lab to pass gas?"
Of course, I'm laughing like crazy and I couldn't even speak but I showed him the can of fart goop I had in my pocket. It took him a while to not be mad even though he knew it was a joke.

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You madam, Are the most ridiculous, silly, and hilarious woman over 40 i have ever met. And we haven't even really met. Nice prank
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On my new job a guy I work with likes to hide behind things and scare me. One day I was going out to unload a truck and grab my leather gloves, very worn and dirty! The guy that likes scaring me crouched down behind a door and as I walked thru he screams and startles me! I reacted by jabbing my finger in his mouth! Lol! He quit scaring me!

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It's also fun to set inappropriate pictures up on your co-workers computer and make it the wall paper.

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You madam, Are the most ridiculous, silly, and hilarious woman over 40 i have ever met. And we haven't even really met. Nice prank
That's what Eric says, too. I like to have fun. Who doesn't? Even old ladies like to have fun.
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That's what Eric says, too. I like to have fun. Who doesn't? Even old ladies like to have fun.
Thats true, and you must be a tough old bird to hang around here.


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