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Old 10-02-2012, 10:56 PM   #41
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When I was over there and coming back from downrange early in the mornings we would always get the "dog on a stick" from the old women cooking on their hibachis. Still to this day have no idea what kind of meat it was.
It was dog. You will not see any strays.


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For a while (maybe still, I don't know) McDonald's in the Chicago area had a sign on the ledge of their drive through window: " Braille and picture menus available on request"

I can't imagine many sightless drivers needing a Braille menu, and I'm not sure how an illiterate driver would know McDonald's is trying to accommodate them.
I'm just gonna take a wild guess here and say maybe those menus were for passengers.


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An old cajun had a sign out that read .... boat far sale.....he had two cars parked out front.... they was boat for sale.......
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I was going to make a sign that read "Watch how you behave on this property", then shoot it full of holes before hanging it up.
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Traffic lights from hell.
I think the cycle starts with all red lights.

http://xkcd.com/1116/
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Why would a range have braille? Seems kind of..... dangerous
For the same reason that the DRIVE-UP ATM has braille and also a headphone jack!
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and also a headphone jack!
Are blind people not expected to be able to hear?
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"No Drugs or Nuclear Weapons Allowed" over the entrance to the Hard Rock Cafe in Beijing, Funny for me as I was going over there to remove the spent fuel.



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