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Old 11-24-2012, 11:07 PM   #181
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The Brits have a great sense of humor- just different.

American visitor walking down the street, East End of London. Waiting to cross the street, very pretty young girl walks up. Wind kicking up, she is fighting to keep skirt down. Hoping to strike up a conversation with the young Miss, he smiles at her and says "It's a bit airy today, isn't it?" She glares at him, and snaps "Wot the bloody hell did you expect- feathers?"

Constable knocks at the door- "Excuse me- are you Mr. Babbit?
"Yes I am officer."
"Sir, Mrs. Babbit has been struck by a lorry while crossing the road. I've just left hospital, and I don't like the looks of her."
"Neither do I, old chap- but she is a great cook, and very good with the children."

The British Concorde (Supersonic airliner, call sign Speedbird) had landed at Munich, but paused on the taxiway while the crew was checking the taxi route to the gate. The German control tower snapped at them-

"Speedbird- haf none of you been to Munich before?"

"Certainly have, old boy. Several visits in 1943, but we did not land then."
Hey I know they have one and its great. Just gettin my digs in on our brother across the drink. Speaking of which-did you get a new jazzy chair or did you just soup up your old 1 c3?
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And then ........
I could not help but notice the tea kettle and small kitchen. Was this photo taken in Liverpool?
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I could not help but notice the tea kettle and small kitchen. Was this photo taken in Liverpool?
Maybe in Davyboys flat?
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Din't you dare insult my kitchen.

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Amrlin- was going to replace the chair, but the new EPA rules suck, so just got a new Nitrous Oxide rig for the old one.


Want to drag?

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Want to drag?
Word on the street is that Marlin is a world class dragster. Wait, you were talking about street racing weren't you? Yeah, high heels probably wouldn't do so good on the track...
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Din't you dare insult my kitchen.
Not insulting the kitchen, just figuring if you get a girl with a bigger badonkadonk you might need a new flat.
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Word on the street is that Marlin is a world class dragster. Wait, you were talking about street racing weren't you? Yeah, high heels probably wouldn't do so good on the track...
I think I hear your sheep callin for you walt. I'm no damn drag queen-im a homophobe, that's a problem for sone folks
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I have a trunk full of junk too...

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I think I hear your sheep callin for you walt. I'm no damn drag queen-im a homophobe, that's a problem for sone folks
Having any phobia is only a problem for the phobic.
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