Funnies.....We need to laugh every day! - Page 2
Firearm & Gun Forum - FireArmsTalk.com > General Discussion Forums > The Club House > Funnies.....We need to laugh every day!

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 05-10-2012, 11:38 AM   #11
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
tri70's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Siloam Springs,Arkansas
Posts: 1,324
Liked 541 Times on 324 Posts
Likes Given: 2178

Default

Granddad comes home from the doctor and, though usually quite active with the grandchildren, seems to make every effort to avoid them this day. His son notices his dad avoiding the kids and asks why this is so. Immediately the old man whisks his medicine prescription out of his pocket and hands it to his son. "Read that label, that's why!" The son takes the bottle and reads, "take two pills a day. KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN."

__________________

Remember the battle of Athens, TN!

"Work as if you were to live 100 Years, Pray as if you were to die To-morrow." --Benjamin Franklin

tri70 is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 05-10-2012, 11:40 AM   #12
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
tri70's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Siloam Springs,Arkansas
Posts: 1,324
Liked 541 Times on 324 Posts
Likes Given: 2178

Default

A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, "Will you buy booze?" The bum said, "No." The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?" The bum said, "No." Then the man asked, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"

__________________

Remember the battle of Athens, TN!

"Work as if you were to live 100 Years, Pray as if you were to die To-morrow." --Benjamin Franklin

tri70 is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 05-10-2012, 09:21 PM   #13
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
tri70's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Siloam Springs,Arkansas
Posts: 1,324
Liked 541 Times on 324 Posts
Likes Given: 2178

Default

A soldier was stationed abroad and received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read: "Dear Dave, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent you. Love, Kim."

The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins, etc. In addition to the picture of Kim, Dave included all the other pictures of pretty girls he had collected from his buddies. There were 43 photos in the envelope along with a note that read: "Dear Kim, I'm so sorry but I can't remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. Take care, Dave."

__________________

Remember the battle of Athens, TN!

"Work as if you were to live 100 Years, Pray as if you were to die To-morrow." --Benjamin Franklin

tri70 is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 05-11-2012, 01:38 AM   #14
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
kytowboater's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2012
Posts: 6,999
Liked 2391 Times on 1488 Posts
Likes Given: 51

Default

I've read that before, makes me laugh everytime.

__________________

Oh dern....


Revelation 19:11

And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.

kytowboater is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 05-11-2012, 02:02 PM   #15
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
tri70's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Siloam Springs,Arkansas
Posts: 1,324
Liked 541 Times on 324 Posts
Likes Given: 2178

Default

2 QUARTERS or a DOLLAR BILL

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,
'This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.' The
barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then
calls the boy over and asks, 'Which do you want, son?'
The boy takes the quarters and leaves the dollar. 'What did I tell
you?'said the barber. 'That kid never learns!'
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of
the ice cream store & says ; 'Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did
you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?'

The boy licked his cone and replied, 'Because the day I take the dollar,
the game's over!'

__________________

Remember the battle of Athens, TN!

"Work as if you were to live 100 Years, Pray as if you were to die To-morrow." --Benjamin Franklin

tri70 is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 05-11-2012, 02:04 PM   #16
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
tri70's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Siloam Springs,Arkansas
Posts: 1,324
Liked 541 Times on 324 Posts
Likes Given: 2178

Default

Old John asks Willard, "Do you remember that stuff they used put in our coffee during the war, to make us forget about women?"

Willy says, "I think you mean salt peter!"

John answers, "Yep, that's the stuff..............................Ya know by golly, I think it's finally starting to work!"

__________________

Remember the battle of Athens, TN!

"Work as if you were to live 100 Years, Pray as if you were to die To-morrow." --Benjamin Franklin

tri70 is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 05-11-2012, 02:09 PM   #17
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
tri70's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Siloam Springs,Arkansas
Posts: 1,324
Liked 541 Times on 324 Posts
Likes Given: 2178

Default

Here is a good link for daily newpaper funnies, I am a big fan of Calvin & Hobbs.
http://www.gocomics.com/explore/comics

__________________

Remember the battle of Athens, TN!

"Work as if you were to live 100 Years, Pray as if you were to die To-morrow." --Benjamin Franklin

tri70 is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 05-11-2012, 08:51 PM   #18
FTF_SUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
Zombiegirl's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Northwest,Indiana
Posts: 4,126
Liked 1817 Times on 994 Posts
Likes Given: 2

Default

Thought this was funny.

image-1238147536.jpg

__________________
Zombiegirl is offline  
texaswoodworker Likes This 
Reply With Quote
Old 05-11-2012, 10:02 PM   #19
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
tri70's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Siloam Springs,Arkansas
Posts: 1,324
Liked 541 Times on 324 Posts
Likes Given: 2178

Default

A young man excitedly tells his mother that he's fallen in love and is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Mom, I'm going to bring over three women and you try to guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees. The next day, he brings 3 beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "OK, guess which one I'm going to marry." She immediately replies, "The one in the middle." "That's amazing, Mom. You're right. How did you know?" His mother replied, "I don't like her."

__________________

Remember the battle of Athens, TN!

"Work as if you were to live 100 Years, Pray as if you were to die To-morrow." --Benjamin Franklin

tri70 is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2012, 07:45 AM   #20
FTF_SUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
Zombiegirl's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Northwest,Indiana
Posts: 4,126
Liked 1817 Times on 994 Posts
Likes Given: 2

Default

When we made our gingerbread house, we put butt cheeks on the gingerbread man.

image-2150766662.jpg

__________________
Zombiegirl is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Firearms Forum Replies Last Post
Laugh or cry? H2oWerker Concealed Carrying & Personal Protection 10 12-15-2011 02:05 PM
Laugh of the Day! CA357 Politics, Religion and Controversy 11 08-23-2011 03:16 PM
Want a laugh? HOSSFLY General Rifle Discussion 33 07-25-2011 02:43 AM
Who needs a laugh? dog2000tj The Club House 2 04-16-2011 09:51 AM
For those that need a laugh.... wldennis The Club House 2 07-02-2010 04:00 AM