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Old 12-04-2009, 04:27 PM   #1
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Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even the zombie mouse;
The grenades were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that dog zombies soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their fart sacks,

While visions of dead zombies danced in their racks;
And mamma in her 'red dress, and I in my helmet,
Had just settled down for a long zombie look out,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my position to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
Then Locked and loaded in a dash.

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A classic Tango poem, filled with Tangoescent niceties!!

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Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even the zombie mouse;
The grenades were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that dog zombies soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their fart sacks,

While visions of dead zombies danced in their racks;
And mamma in her 'red dress, and I in my helmet,
Had just settled down for a long zombie look out,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my position to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
Then Locked and loaded in a dash.

When out of the door, the porch torn asunder,
I blinked, and then gazed, and my eyes filled with wonder
A jolly old elf, dressed in red, I did see,
Giving a gift to the lad on his knee

I stepped to him slowly, rimfire by my side,
And looked in his face, as my rifle he eyed
"Merry Christmas to you!" was all he could speak
I junk punched that jolly kid touchin freak

I punched him and punched him
In his Santa sack
I twisted and kicked it
Until it turned black

He fell to the ground, with a wheeze and a cough
Then he let out a sneeze, and his junk fell right off.

I returned to my dinner of groundhog and beer,
Merry Christmas to you, and a Happy New Year

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And leave it to Benning to...Finnish what Tango started!!

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LMFAO!!

Classic Tango via Benning. Beats the hell out of Santa....

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ROFL!!! That is some good stuff.

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That's what we're supposed to do, right?

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That's what we're supposed to do, right?
LOL - I think Tango's idea was to carry it from member to member, a verse here and there, not paint the story to THE END... LOL

It was damn good though. Kudos to you, My Friend.
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Ooops!

Disregard, someone else have a go.

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don't worry benning it was great....

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