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View Poll Results: Is fruitcake part of your Christmas holidays?
Yes, good stuff. It wouldn't be the holidays without some fruitcake. 19 38.78%
It's present at ther holiday gatherings but I wouldn't eat it. 2 4.08%
Who the heck wants to eat all that icky candied fruit. It looks like it has wax fruit in it. 4 8.16%
I can't stand the sight of it, let alone eat any of it. 6 12.24%
Skip the fruitcaker and pass me another beer. 18 36.73%
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Old 11-28-2012, 10:22 PM   #51
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Winds, here you go. it's Mom's secret recipe so don't tell her where you got it!

HOLIDAY FRUITCAKE RECIPE.

You'll need the following:

1 cup of water
1 cup of sugar
4 large brown eggs
2 cups of dried fruit
1 teaspoon of salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
1 cup of nuts
1 bottle of whiskey.

Sample the whiskey to check for quality.

Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again. To be sure it's the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again.

Make sure the whiskey is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off the mixer. Beat two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the tuner. If the fired druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whiskey. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.

Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window. Check the whiskey again and go to bed.
Gotta LUV this recipe! WELL DONE! Lol
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I love the stuff. I seem to like most seasonal dishes.

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Just took this year's fruitcake out of the oven.

Looks like fruitcake for breakfast tomorrow.

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If it isn't a Claxton Classic Supreme Fruit Cake; claxtons_fruit_cake.jpg







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Mine is home made. Lots of pecans, candied cherries and pineapple.

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good fruitcake has gotta have alcohol in it!

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Old 12-19-2012, 06:12 AM   #57
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ROFL. You are so funny, Cane.
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Claxton Fruitcake is about the only brand I will eat unless were in a SHTF scenario. We toured the bakery when I was a kid and it was so awesome, yumm!

I did once mistake a fruitcake for a block of c4. Put a cap in it, clacked it and instead if making a pond, it showered nuts and fruit on our head, delicious...
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Ahhh, Fruit cake, the gift that keeps on giving........Pass the beer and hogshead cheese please......

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