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Old 03-11-2011, 02:25 PM   #1
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Saw this one on another forum and I stole it:

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A husband and wife are shopping when the husband picks up a case of beer and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans', he replies.

'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.

'It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of beer and it's half the price.'
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Old 03-11-2011, 03:33 PM   #2
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Got Beer?

That was good.

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How bout this one.

The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said: "You graduated from the University of Tennessee , and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"

The secretary thought a moment, and then replied: "Everything but my earrings."

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Saw this one on another forum and I stole it:
Bloody funny that well worth the steal
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Kind of like the two Irishmen living in a house together. When a new neighbore asked a long time neighbor about them, the old timer said; "oh they are okay, they are just gay,"

The new neighbor said; "how do you know?"

The long time neighbor said; "It's their names, Patrick Fitzmichael and Michael Fitzpatrick. It is a dead give away!"

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