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Old 07-05-2010, 10:12 AM   #11
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Man, was I thinking way off. I thought of a vasectomy reversal.
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A little Gold Bond is the cure for Arizona Swamp A$$.
The same applies in NC.
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I usually just take a handfull of Tic-Tacs, crush them to powder between the heels of my hands, and dust the boys. Minty fresh!
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I usually just take a handfull of Tic-Tacs, crush them to powder between the heels of my hands, and dust the boys. Minty fresh!
Me too...just don't use the cinnamon.
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You're not supposed to use the medicated Gold Bond.
Oh, the medicated Gold Bond in the green container is the BEST!!!
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we call it swalls which is sweaty ball or my wife gets swoob but i really hate swack
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Me and my son have that stuff right there( the Monkey Butt Powder).

He was chaffed one day and I put Gold Bond on him and he was jumping around like his balls were on fire, I laughed my ass off, RSG didn't find it as amusing.
Sounds like something that I done to myself.


When I was about 11 or 12 I had this god aweful itch. I was scratching my balls and it just wouldn't stop. So I decided to put some itching cream on. I reached for the white tube and decided to lather on some a lot because it was a big itch. The tube wasn't anti itch cream however, it was Bengay. Long story short..... it became a raisen and turned bright red.
Luckily I had a loving mother who told to rinse some of it off. She didn't tell me that cold water makes it worse though.
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