Originally Posted by Shihan
Me and my son have that stuff right there( the Monkey Butt Powder).
He was chaffed one day and I put Gold Bond on him and he was jumping around like his balls were on fire, I laughed my ass off, RSG didn't find it as amusing.
Sounds like something that I done to myself.
When I was about 11 or 12 I had this god aweful itch. I was scratching my balls and it just wouldn't stop. So I decided to put some itching cream on. I reached for the white tube and decided to lather on some a lot because it was a big itch. The tube wasn't anti itch cream however, it was Bengay. Long story short..... it became a raisen and turned bright red.
Luckily I had a loving mother who told to rinse some of it off. She didn't tell me that cold water makes it worse though.