I love mastiffs! They are the most lovable dogs on Earth. Here's a pic of mine, Sargon, when he was just a 90kg pup. This pic was taken at 4am, right before the work day started at my dad's horse ranch. He likes to wake me up. Just for size reference, I'm 1,9m tall and I weighed over 130kg at the time this pic was taken.
Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure;
Men love in haste, but they detest at leisure.
- Lord Byron (George Gordon Noel Byron), Don Juan
(canto XII, st. 6)