Hell, make ya some pocket change. Rent that....er....dogaphant, out to the rest of California. He will get plenty to eat, although he would most likely OD on eating too much before he got to far.
We could have used him last night. The LAPD helicopter showed up at 1:00am and started a thorough search of our neighborhood. All up and down our street, in our back yard, and the streets on either side of us. Don't know if they found who they were after, but I spent the rest of the night with the MP under the pillow.
I love mastiffs! They are the most lovable dogs on Earth. Here's a pic of mine, Sargon, when he was just a 90kg pup. This pic was taken at 4am, right before the work day started at my dad's horse ranch. He likes to wake me up. Just for size reference, I'm 1,9m tall and I weighed over 130kg at the time this pic was taken.
Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure;
Men love in haste, but they detest at leisure.
- Lord Byron (George Gordon Noel Byron), Don Juan
(canto XII, st. 6)