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Old 05-13-2012, 01:35 AM   #21
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She's hot, nice, and likes big trucks and bikes! What's not to like? I think it would take more than a hug to part me from my 1911 though...
Never seen her, I'll take your word. The trucks part is cool though.
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The other day I was at the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist where the condoms and insecticide were. He chuckled and said "Sir, you must mean spermicide. Insecticide is for insects!"

I replied "Nope. I meant insecticide. My wife has a bug up her a$$ and I'm goin' in after it!"

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The other day I was at the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist where the condoms and insecticide were. He chuckled and said "Sir, you must mean spermicide. Insecticide is for insects!"

I replied "Nope. I meant insecticide. My wife has a bug up her a$$ and I'm goin' in after it!"
Hahaha, yea that's the way to go!
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I am an 8th grade math teacher. We joke around with our kids and have fun with them. About 8 years ago I had a male student that was a wrestler and he had an ace bandage around his calve and ankle so I said "Awwww... Do you have an ouchie?". Some of the other kids looked weird and the student didn't say anything. Turns out my student previously had cancer and had a prosthetic that he wraps with an ace bandage. I had never felt like such an a$$. I talked to him and apologized and he was very gracious and he had a good laugh about it. I'm glad he was such a good sport because I still feel like a goof when I think about it.

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What guns? You sold all your guns to that nice guy for $1. Remember?
I like how you think!! Can't stand when I hear about people like his ex.
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The other day I was at the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist where the condoms and insecticide were. He chuckled and said "Sir, you must mean spermicide. Insecticide is for insects!"

I replied "Nope. I meant insecticide. My wife has a bug up her a$$ and I'm goin' in after it!"
LMAO!!! that is GREATNESS!!!
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