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Foot in mouth...
So...the other day my wife and I were doing some yard work. She had just moved a bag of potting soil over to one of her large pots and I realized she did not have anything to help her open the bag.
Being a gentlemen, I patted my trusty pocket folder and asked her if she'd like my knife?
She rolled her eyes and informed me that "not once" in her life has she ever needed a pocket kife and used her trowel to open the bag. 
Being a little anoyed at her snarky reply I offered that "not once" in my life had I ever needed a cotex, did that mean they were not useful? 
I thought it was pretty funny but apparently feminine hygene jokes are lost on the fairer sex?
Tack
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05-12-2012, 05:45 PM
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Yeah, fair to say that's forbidden territory. My wife is not inline with those jokes either.
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Revelation 19:11
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05-12-2012, 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by kytowboater
Yeah, fair to say that's forbidden territory. My wife is not inline with those jokes either.
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There is much truth to the "men are from Mars, women are from Venus" thing. I thought it was damn funny!
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05-12-2012, 06:10 PM
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There is much truth to the "men are from Mars, women are from Venus" thing. I thought it was damn funny!
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And I agree with you that is was funny,
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Oh dern....
Revelation 19:11
And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.
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05-12-2012, 06:23 PM
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Hahaha! That is funny! I'm not sure I would of been able to come up with it right there on the spot!..... That's a good one!
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05-12-2012, 06:27 PM
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Not the first time quick wit has gotten me into trouble. 
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05-12-2012, 07:04 PM
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i found it funny too! but i am sure your wife didn't see the humor? 
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05-12-2012, 07:21 PM
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I'm guessing that since you can still type, she only closed one of your eyes. 
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05-12-2012, 07:29 PM
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My soon to be ex said she wanted half my guns. (i guess since I only have three, I should saw one in half?) I told her I wanted half the tampons she'll be buying from now until she hits menopause, since I have about as much use for them as she does for my guns.
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05-12-2012, 07:36 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tackleberry1
So...the other day my wife and I were doing some yard work. She had just moved a bag of potting soil over to one of her large pots and I realized she did not have anything to help her open the bag.
Being a gentlemen, I patted my trusty pocket folder and asked her if she'd like my knife?
She rolled her eyes and informed me that "not once" in her life has she ever needed a pocket kife and used her trowel to open the bag.
Being a little anoyed at her snarky reply I offered that "not once" in my life had I ever needed a cotex, did that mean they were not useful?
I thought it was pretty funny but apparently feminine hygene jokes are lost on the fairer sex?
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I think I would have mentioned a nail file instead. Since I use nail clippers.
One of the first things my dad ever taught me is never go anywhere without a knife.
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