1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks, cleans up and has a regular job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very very important that these four women do not know each other!
__________________ If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen. ― Samuel Adams
LOL hahahaha good one, although i did get a swift upside the head slap by the wife who lovingly said " dont you forget i can hit the 300 meter target with the iron sight, and the max effective range of the m4 is 550 meters....." LOL
""If we need a programmer, I just go down to engineering or the signals division. For marketing people, I go to the psychological operations division. There's a finance battalion where all the accountants work. And then, for just about any other job you might have, go to the infantry barracks ? those guys are trained to handle anything." ~ Clarence Briggs
two wrongs dont make a right, but it makes us even!