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CA357 01-13-2010 05:26 AM

Five Rules For Men For a Happy Life
 
Five rules for men to follow for a happy life


1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks, cleans up and has a regular job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very very important that these four women do not know each other!

failure_drill 01-13-2010 05:32 AM

LOL hahahaha good one, although i did get a swift upside the head slap by the wife who lovingly said " dont you forget i can hit the 300 meter target with the iron sight, and the max effective range of the m4 is 550 meters....." LOL

Gojubrian 01-13-2010 06:11 AM

I wonder if the guy who wrote that is still living? :D

dunerunner 01-13-2010 06:32 AM

He's single!! Bet on it!

Troy Michalik 01-13-2010 12:35 PM

This is all you really need to remember:

A man has two choices, he can be right, or he can be happy.

spittinfire 01-13-2010 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Troy Michalik (Post 212133)
This is all you really need to remember:

A man has two choices, he can be right, or he can be happy.

Amen brother!! If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!

Jess 01-13-2010 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Troy Michalik (Post 212133)
This is all you really need to remember:

A man has two choices, he can be right, or he can be happy.

The new rule at our house goes something like this....

"We can do this the easy way, or the hard way...but whatever you choose it will be MY WAY"

Dzscubie 01-13-2010 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by spittinfire (Post 212135)
Amen brother!! If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!

And if mama is unhappy long enough your going to be unhappy with half your stuff!!


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