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Old 04-05-2010, 01:39 PM   #1
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I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.

Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.

His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.

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Old 04-05-2010, 02:57 PM   #2
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I just spit coffee on my keyboard! Thanks for the guffaw Dave!


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That snake has good taste, coming back for more Jack!
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Smart snake.
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Best laugh I,ve had this year LOL
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I wonder what he would bring up if you gave him a shot of the 100 proof Southern Comfort?
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You brightened my day. That was too funny.
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LOL!! Good one!!
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That is hilarious!
Did you make this up or did you get it from somewhere?


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