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suprdave 04-05-2010 01:39 PM

Fishing
 
I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.

Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.

His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.

Life is good in the South.

ThorsHammer 04-05-2010 02:57 PM

I just spit coffee on my keyboard! Thanks for the guffaw Dave! :D

dunerunner 04-05-2010 03:03 PM

That snake has good taste, coming back for more Jack!

CA357 04-05-2010 06:46 PM

Smart snake. :D

Davyboy 04-05-2010 07:02 PM

Funny
 
Best laugh I,ve had this year LOL

orangello 04-05-2010 09:12 PM

I wonder what he would bring up if you gave him a shot of the 100 proof Southern Comfort? :)

Rick1967 04-05-2010 09:17 PM

You brightened my day. That was too funny.

divinginn 04-06-2010 02:24 AM

Good one.:D

Gojubrian 04-06-2010 05:59 AM

LOL!! Good one!! :D

saviorslegacy 04-06-2010 03:18 PM

That is hilarious!
Did you make this up or did you get it from somewhere?


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