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ScottG 02-04-2009 04:57 PM

Fight! Fight! Pick the Winner!!
 
Found this on Amazon.com

Mr. Bacon vs. Monsieur Tofu....

So..... who would win??? :D

cpttango30 02-04-2009 07:01 PM

From the looks of it Mr. Bacon has a hefty reach and height advantage. If I remember right Mr. Tofu has one hell of a ground game with a BJJ Black belt. So if tofu takes it to the gound he will win with a quick submission. Now if Bacon can keep it on his feet he will blast tofu in the face all day long with knees and some of the nastiest elbows in the MMFA world. So Bacon need to get in cause damage and get back out. Combos with punches and kicks. Tofu needs to shoot and breing it to the ground and submitt bacon. I see bacon wining over all though with a KO in the 1 round. Tofu is a little week and not in good shape (Cube I guess).

Dillinger 02-04-2009 09:07 PM

^ Tango's right on the money. I would bet money on it.

I know, I know, but Tofu is training with Wolf'sLair, along side Rampage and Cheick Kongo, and his ground game is top notch - blah, blah, blah...

Look, Bacon has a DECIDED reach advantage, plus his takedown defense is very good. He's no Anderson Silva, or GSP, but Bacon frequently stuffed shot attempts by Broccoli in his last fight and we ALL know Broccoli can take just about anyone down.

Tofu, on the other hand, hasn't fought in 6 months, and in that time he has grown soft. He only moved to England in Nov to start training for this fight - and we are talking a fight with one of the hardest hitters in the meat class!

Bacon by KTFO in the first round...

JD

gorknoids 02-04-2009 11:14 PM

Bacon has leverage in the Ground&Pound, and 1 good elbow = 4 good gloves. Bridging and control ALWAYS go to the tall guy. Add to that the tolerance for lactic acid due to his lipid content, and Bacon has legs for the late rounds. Reach was already discussed. Kicks haven't, and Bacon owns them. Tofu can't afford to give up the body, because he lacks connective tissue of any sort. I'm going with Bacon.
With a side order of eggs, and a gallon of coffee.

canebrake 02-05-2009 12:07 AM

http://i695.photobucket.com/albums/v...upid/Bacon.jpg

Tofu's goin' down!

canebrake 02-05-2009 12:14 AM

http://i695.photobucket.com/albums/v...tupid/Tofu.jpg

You smelly pig, I fart in your general direction!

ScottG 02-05-2009 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by canebrake (Post 68426)

You smelly pig, I fart in your general direction!

Funny!!!!!

cpttango30 02-05-2009 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by canebrake (Post 68426)
You smelly pig, I fart in your general direction!

That right there is as funny as Juff Dunham on a good day.

Dillinger 02-05-2009 02:09 PM

This thread is SOOO completely over the top... LOL

New members coming by are going to be scared, or REALLY curious. :D

JD

ScottG 02-05-2009 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dillinger (Post 68589)
This thread is SOOO completely over the top... LOL

New members coming by are going to be scared, or REALLY curious. :D

JD

Scare away the weak ones, only the strong remain....


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