"You know what happens to men who go looking for blood? They find it." - Kind Old Man
Dead Bears, the only good kind.
Gravity Gun in Half Life 2.
Of course the Portal gun from Portal (actually an experiential weapon).
Team Fortress 2 - The Holy Mackerel.
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
- Bill Watterson, "Calvin", It's a Magical World