Fun fact that doesn't require a link...
Anything you can do, John McClane can do better than you. That applies to Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer too.
"This is not about land or money...but the one thing that no man should never be able to take from another man: the freedom to make his own choices about his life, where he'll live, how he'll live, how he'll raise his family. "
William Travis, The Alamo: 13 Days to Glory