I don't lack scars: my body looks like a wreck in a train yard.
1. Surgery repair left Achilles' tendon.
2. Lumbar metal fusion.
3. Left knee replacement.
4. Three long vein removals right leg for:
5. Quadruple bypass.
6. Hernia repairs.
7. Three cuts left hand from table saw.
8. Head scar from pole vaulting in school.
9. Burn on left thigh.
If scars draw the chicks, I guess that's why the Saints' Cheerleaders are breaking down my door.