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08-13-2009, 08:30 PM
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That Explains The Change!
There's an old seaman's story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the Chief Boson's Mate that his men smelled bad.
The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would
occasionally change their underwear.
The Chief responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"
The Chief went straight to the sailor's berth deck and announced: "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear.
"Pittman, you change with Jones; McCarthy, you change with Witkowski;
and Brown, you change with Schultz. Now get to it!!!"
THE MORAL:
Someone may be promising "Change" in Washington; but don't count on things smelling any better!
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08-13-2009, 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Dillinger
There's an old seaman's story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the Chief Boson's Mate that his men smelled bad.
The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would
occasionally change their underwear.
The Chief responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"
The Chief went straight to the sailor's berth deck and announced: "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear.
"Pittman, you change with Jones; McCarthy, you change with Witkowski;
and Brown, you change with Schultz. Now get to it!!!"
THE MORAL:
Someone may be promising "Change" in Washington; but don't count on things smelling any better!
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LOL. Thats a good one, BTW finally go some pics up in the range report thread.
Layton
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08-13-2009, 09:33 PM
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LMFAO!!! That is EXCELLENT JD! I would love to recite THIS at a Town Hall meeting! 
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08-13-2009, 11:15 PM
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That was good
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