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Old 01-03-2011, 05:43 PM   #21
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They are people who live by chance, love by choice, kill by profession. They do the hard job, the job nobody else would take, even if they were capable.

And they hatch their deeds where none would dare suspect.

Our story takes us to Pizza Joe's.

IGETEVEN, Nitrox, and Windy were at a booth, awaiting the rest. Sicilian pies and pitchers of beer adorned the table, and the three were of good cheer. IGETEVEN made his way past a table of young thugs, to the jukebox. He ran his finger down the selections, even though Pizza Joe hadn't put anything new in the box since 1985, and IGETEVEN had the box memorized. Ahh, Steppenwolf. In with a quarter.

As the music started, IGETEVEN made his way back to the table, to find three of the wannabe gangstas hovering over Windy.

"I got somethin forya, girl," said the largest one.

Windy smiled. "You know, the male testicle has the same consistency as a ripe plum."

Big Gangsta smiled. "Aww yeah?"

Windy smiled back, and stood, and her face went somber as she screamed.

"I HATE PLUMS!!!" she bellowed, bringing a toughened shin between the man's legs, and feeling a satisfying "squish", as a whispering whine, feathery thing, escaped his gaping mouth.

It was on.

One thug swung at IGETEVEN, his fist a centimeter from the target, when IGETEVEN simply was no longer there. A tap on the shoulder, the thug turns into a palm which catches the tip of his nose, splintering cartilage into 100 long shards, redirecting into his eyes. The eyes now locked in place by what used to be his nose, lids pinned open by the cartilage so that he had full view of the spearhand that popped his esophagus.

Nitrox grabbing the last thug by his ears, banging the forehead into the table over and over, until the forehead resemble the pizza on the table.

A shrill whistle, all action stops.

The rest of the Exceptionals pile through the door.
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(...munching on popcorn, sitting on the edge of my seat, just waiting for "the head to pop through the hull" (Jaws).)
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Old 01-03-2011, 07:42 PM   #23
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****YAWN****

Wheres the clicker so I can change the channel.
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****YAWN****

Wheres the clicker so I can change the channel.
Quick! Somebody give Tango some attention or include him in the story...
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Quick! Somebody give Tango some attention or include him in the story...
As you wish.....
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Tango needs his intro into the story or his just going to piss and moan until he's in

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The group, minus Spitty, gathered at a table. J.D. sat at the head, and the drink flowed. The plan was afoot, and J.D. spread a large map across the table.

"We fly out of Miami. Dan will be our contact, he's a stand up guy. Our destination is here, in between these three islands, Costa Rumpa, Costa Oralis, and Aurora Gloryholis."

Benny frowned. "The Pink Triangle."

J.D. nodded. "There's a guy running product out of there, packaged as VCR head cleaner. But he runs the island in the middle as a tyrant. Human rights atrocities, disgusting things with wildlife. He needs to be taken out."

IGETEVEN frowned. "We'll never get in without cover. None of us will pass. We'd need a guy who can at least get the plane into customs."

J.D. cleaned his nails with a large Mil Tac, looking at the table. His expression didn't change as he looked upward to the ceiling.

Dog cracked his knuckles, shaking his head, and then realization creased his face. "Oh no. Not him again."

The crew looked at each other, confused, and then the light came on. A round of "Hell no's" issued forth, Nitrox leaving the table, Windy just chuckling.

"Ladies, Gentlemen, I'm open to suggestions. If anyone wants to step up, I'll donate half my cut on this. If anyone knows somebody better, then by all means, give me a name," J.D. bellowed.

The group was silent. JDP, the owner of Pizza Joe's, piped up.

"Benny, disappear!"

Benny looked up as the door flew open, Spitty, shirtless, yelling. "Where the **** is he?!?!"

Benny ducked under a table.

"NICE INK!" yelled IGETEVEN. "Bamboo needle?"

Spitty was pizzed enough to yell back. "You know I can't do steel needles! The Ph of my blood rusts them! Where's the mother****** who switched out my crow for a ****ing penguin?!?!

The crew laughed long and hard.
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Just for the mood......


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