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Old 04-15-2010, 07:44 PM   #1
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A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"

The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.."
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question..

The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom , how is it possible that you told me the human race was

created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?"

The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple.

I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."


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Old 04-15-2010, 07:48 PM   #2
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Good Laugh Opaww!! Thank You!! Evolution v Creation - The Club House


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*sets the ban hammer down and cautiously backs away*
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Excellent, again, Opaww.
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HaHa- Good one Bro!! Thanks for the laugh!!!
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HAHA
good one
was kinda worried about the title
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Nice clean joke. Thanks for the laugh.
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That title had me nervous........
good laugh though
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..Nice..It was worth the spit taked coffee
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Very good laugh!


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